“Parking available” means you get to the hotel only to find that the parking is not on site and not close. As the hotel is on a one way street you then have to go around the block and find the place, take a ticket then work out on which of the five levels you have to park on BEFORE you’ve even been able to check in. Did I mention that it is additional? Then, once you’ve navigated the elevator and the tricky door lock (turn the key right around three times.,,) you are confronted with a room that can only be described as ew. You can smell the damp and the mould. The toilet is in a cupboard in one corner of the room. The shower is in a cupboard opposite, but you can only half open the door as it is right behind your room door. There is a really wide tiled ledge you have to climb over to get in the shower- be careful when getting out as that tiled ledge gets slippery. I almost did the sideways splits and scraped my leg on the tile, which is a worry as the grout is covered with old mould. Where is the hand basin you ask? That’s in another corner cupboard where you will find the bidet and the sickly smell of mould is strongest here so make sure you keep that door closed. The TV that was advertised as being 80cm would be lucky to be half that- it was a tiny little thing. Now here is the fun thing, when you turn off the bedside light, the one bedside power point also goes off. So if you want to charge your phone- save yourself some time and don’t bother. Service was amazing though.
