Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

Inn with a restaurant, a quick walk to Ten Kate Markt

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Dates

June 2025

July 2025

Breakfast, lunch, dinner served; Thai cuisine

Overview
Rooms
Location
Policies

Very good

Popular amenities

Bar
Parking available
24/7 front desk
Housekeeping

P4,873 total

includes taxes & fees

Jun 29 - Jun 30

Room options

All rooms

1 bed

3+ beds

Showing 21 of 21 rooms

Basic Double Room (Secret Bookcase XL)

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Private bathroom

Daily housekeeping

14 sq m
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Crisis Free Zone)

Good

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Daily housekeeping

5 sq m
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Casa No Casa 13A)

Very good

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Daily housekeeping

11 sq m
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Volkswagen T1)

Very good

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Daily housekeeping

6 sq m
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Mr. de With)

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Daily housekeeping

13 sq m
Sleeps 2
1 Queen Bed

Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase L)

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Daily housekeeping

9 sq m
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Tram)

Exceptional

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Daily housekeeping

6 sq m
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Basic Quadruple Room (The Blue House Downstairs)

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Private bathroom

Daily housekeeping

23 sq m
Sleeps 4
1 Double Bed and 2 Twin Beds

Economy Room, 1 Double Bed, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase S)

Excellent

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Daily housekeeping

5 sq m
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Simple double room, shared bathroom (Secret Bookcase Whitey the White)

Exceptional

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Individually decorated

Daily housekeeping

12 sq m
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Double Room, Ensuite (Poison Ivy 7)

Good

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Private bathroom

Daily housekeeping

15 sq m
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Sin City First Floor)

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Daily housekeeping

7 sq m
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Simple double room, shared bathroom (Invisible room upstairs)

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Daily housekeeping

20 sq m
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Printed House)

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Daily housekeeping

8 sq m
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

The Sun Room, Shared Bathroom

Good

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Daily housekeeping

12 sq m
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Double Room, Ensuite (Sin City Ground Floor)

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Private bathroom

Daily housekeeping

15 sq m
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room (The Blue House Upstairs)

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Private bathroom

Daily housekeeping

23 sq m
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Invisible Room Downstairs)

Excellent

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Private bathroom

Daily housekeeping

5 sq m
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Basic Quadruple Room, 1 Bedroom (Casa No Casa)

Exceptional

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Separate bedroom

Private bathroom

Daily housekeeping

23 sq m
Sleeps 4
1 Double Bed and 2 Twin Beds

Basic Double Room, 1 Double Bed (Mrs. de With)

Very good

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Private bathroom

Daily housekeeping

17 sq m
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase M)

Exceptional

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Daily housekeeping

8 sq m
Sleeps 2
1 Queen Bed

About the neighborhood

Piri Reisplein 34, Amsterdam, 1057 KH

What's nearby

Vondelpark - 14 min walk - 1.2 km
Van Gogh Museum - 4 min drive - 1.9 km
Rijksmuseum - 5 min drive - 2.2 km
Anne Frank House - 6 min drive - 2.4 km
Heineken Experience - 6 min drive - 2.9 km

Getting around

Witte de Withstraat Stop - 3 min walk
Amsterdam Lelylaan Station - 5 min drive
Amsterdam Airport Schiphol (AMS) - 23 min drive

Restaurants

‪Cafe Goldmund - ‬5 min walk
‪The Coffee Company - ‬5 min walk
‪Benji's - ‬1 min walk
‪Hotel Not Hotel - ‬5 min walk
‪Dönerland Eethuis - ‬6 min walk

About this property

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

Inn near Vondelpark

Located close to Ten Kate Markt and Foodhallen, Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam provides a terrace, a library, and a bar. The on-site Thai cuisine restaurant, Kevin Bacon Bar, offers breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Guests can connect to free in-room WiFi.

You'll also enjoy the following perks during your stay:

Buffet breakfast (surcharge), bike rentals, and self parking (surcharge)
A 24-hour front desk, smoke-free premises, and multilingual staff
Luggage storage
Guest reviews give top marks for the helpful staff

Room features

All guestrooms at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam have amenities such as free WiFi.

Languages

Dutch, English, Spanish

Similar properties

Breakfast, lunch, dinner served; international cuisine

Hot Tub
Pet friendly
Free WiFi
Restaurant

P4,908 total

includes taxes & fees

Jun 30 - Jul 1

Property amenities

Internet

Available in all rooms: Free WiFi
Available in some public areas: Free WiFi

Parking and transportation

Self parking on site (EUR 35 per night)
Limited onsite parking

Food and drink

Daily buffet breakfast available 8:00 AM to noon for a fee: EUR 15 per person
A bar/lounge
A restaurant

Restaurants on site

Kevin Bacon Bar

Things to do

Bicycle rentals
Library

Conveniences

24-hour front desk
Luggage storage

Guest services

Housekeeping (daily)
Multilingual staff

Outdoors

Terrace

Accessibility

If you have requests for specific accessibility needs, please contact the property using the information on the reservation confirmation received after booking.
Bathroom emergency pull cord
Handrails in stairways (43 inches high)
Upper floors accessible by stairs only
Wheelchair accessible (may have limitations)
Wheelchair-accessible public washroom
Wheelchair-accessible registration desk (47 inches high)
Wheelchair-accessible restaurant

2 floors
Smoking not allowed

Room amenities

Bedroom

Bedsheets provided

Bathroom

Hair dryer (on request)
Towels provided

Policies

Check-in

Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; Check-in end time: anytime

Contactless check-in available

Minimum check-in age: 18

Check-out

Check-out before 11 AM

Contactless check-out available

Special check-in instructions

Front desk staff will greet guests on arrival at the property

Access methods

Staffed front desk

Pets

Pets not allowed

Children and extra beds

Children are welcome

Rollaway/extra beds are not available

Cribs (infant beds) are not available

Property payment types

Important information

Fees

You'll be asked to pay the following charges at the property. Fees may include applicable taxes:

Breakage deposit: EUR 50 per stay
An effective city/local tax rate of 12.50 percent will be charged

We have included all charges provided to us by the property.

Optional extras

Fee for buffet breakfast: approximately EUR 15 per person
Self parking fee: EUR 35 per night

The above list may not be comprehensive. Fees and deposits may not include tax and are subject to change.

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy

Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges

Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed

This property accepts credit cards, debit cards, and cash

Cashless transactions are available

Safety features at this property include a carbon monoxide detector, a smoke detector, a security system, and window guards

We should mention

This property does not have elevators

National rating

This property does not have a Netherlands Tourist Board rating. For the benefit of our customers, we have provided a rating based on our rating system.

Property is also known as

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

Hotel Not Hotel

Not Amsterdam

Hotel Not Hotel

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam Inn

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam Amsterdam

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam Inn Amsterdam

Frequently asked questions

Is Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam pet-friendly?

No, pets are not allowed at this property.

How much does it cost to stay at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?

As of Jun 27, 2025, prices found for a 1-night stay for 2 adults at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam on Jun 29, 2025 start from P 4,010.62, excluding taxes and fees. This price is based on the lowest nightly price found in the last 24 hours for stays in the next 30 days. Prices are subject to change. Choose your dates for more accurate prices.

How much is parking at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?

Self parking is available for EUR 35 per night. Limited spots are available.

What time is check-in at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?

Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; Check-in end time: anytime.

What time is check-out at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?

Check-out is at 11 AM.

Where is Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam located?

Located in Amsterdam West, this inn is within a 15-minute walk of Ten Kate Markt, Foodhallen, and Vondelpark. Van Gogh Museum and Rijksmuseum are also within 2 mi (3 km). Witte de Withstraat Stop is only a 3-minute walk and J. P. Heijestraat Stop (7) is 5 minutes.

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Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam Reviews

8.0

Very Good

8.4/10

Cleanliness

8.8/10

Staff & service

7.6/10

Amenities

8.2/10

Property conditions & facilities

8.0/10

Eco-friendliness

8/10 Good

Corbin

Jun 9, 2025

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities

Quirky hotel in a good location out of the crowds of Amsterdam. Rooms are small, but was fine with two people

Stayed 4 nights in May 2025

10/10 Excellent

Debra

Jun 5, 2025

Liked: Amenities

Quirky, fun hotel as only the Dutch can do.

Stayed 1 night in Jun 2025

8/10 Good

kalan

Jun 19, 2025

Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities

The staff was great. Tamara, Liv and Yasmina were nice. Mila could have been nicer.

Stayed 5 nights in Jun 2025

10/10 Excellent

Chuyang

May 26, 2025

Liked: Cleanliness, amenities

The staff is very friendly. It is only a few min walk to the tram.

Stayed 2 nights in May 2025

4/10 Poor

Thomas

Jun 15, 2025

Disliked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities

Cute common areas, but the rooms are poor quality.

Stayed 5 nights in Jun 2025

10/10 Excellent

Alexandre

Apr 9, 2025

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities

Great place, great service!

Stayed 4 nights in Apr 2025

8/10 Good

Madison

Apr 10, 2025

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities

I loved the interior of this property! It was such a cool design and the room themes were awesome!

Stayed 3 nights in Apr 2025

2/10 Terrible

Amber

May 2, 2025

Disliked: Amenities, property conditions & facilities

It was not a great spot / the rooms smelled like cigarettes so badly we checked out the staff were very kind about it.

Stayed 4 nights in Apr 2025

2/10 Terrible

michael

Jun 15, 2025

Disliked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities

Our stay was terrible. We stayed from June 7 to June 14. We booked the blue house downstairs for four people 1 double bed bed and 2 twin beds, when we open the door of our room, this is not what we expected, NO TV, NO air conditioning, they have 2 fan on the walls that it was more than a heather than a fan because the air was hot not cold and we told the person at the front desk, also NO table, NO microwave, 1 window with a curtain and the curtain had problem to close it, never again I will book at that hotel. We told the person at the front desk that this is not what we expected when we booked it online, really disappointed.

Stayed 7 nights in Jun 2025

10/10 Excellent

Jeffrey

Dec 13, 2024

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities

Super nice staff, clean room, great location and easy accessibility to public transportation.

Stayed 6 nights in Dec 2024

2/10 Terrible

Chitiphat

Mar 15, 2025

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities

Everything was decent and the staff were super friendly and effective. The only bad thing which destroyed my whole experience was the soundproofing and location. The place sits right next to a pub or a casino of sort and that thing blasted music 11:00pm - 4:00am nonstop! And it vibrated my entire sleepingpod - you could imagine at this point that i got zero sleeping hour. Unless they do something about it - i find it hard to recommend city trip at this location

Stayed 1 night in Mar 2025

10/10 Excellent

Alihas

Nov 7, 2024

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities

It really was a unique experience. The staff was extremely friendly and helpful. I would realy like to visit again one day.

Stayed 1 night in Nov 2024

8/10 Good

Margaret

Oct 12, 2024

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities

The staff was very helpful and professional

Stayed 10 nights in Sep 2024

10/10 Excellent

Mikhail

May 12, 2024

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities

A really nice hotel for a very good price!

Stayed 4 nights in May 2024

10/10 Excellent

Sonja

May 31, 2024

The atmosphere was very inviting The staff attentive and super friendly!

Stayed 3 nights in May 2024

10/10 Excellent

Elizabeth

Mar 5, 2024

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities

A lovely and affordable stay close to the city!

Stayed 4 nights in Jan 2024

10/10 Excellent

Julia

Jul 3, 2024

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities

Such a fun place! Definitely will recommended to anyone I hear about heading over to Amsterdam!

Stayed 2 nights in Jul 2024

10/10 Excellent

Duc-Huy

Mar 9, 2024

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities

Staff was very nice and the room we stayed at was neat.

Stayed 2 nights in Jan 2024

10/10 Excellent

barbara

Sep 6, 2024

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities

Staff was Lovely

Stayed 2 nights in Sep 2024

2/10 Terrible

Phoebe

Jun 12, 2025

Disliked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities

Our stay at this Amsterdam hotel was extremely disappointing. When we arrived, we were given the wrong room, and staff said there was “nothing they could do.” The room was inside reception—our windows (including one in the bathroom) looked directly into the lobby, with no privacy even with the blinds closed. We overheard another guest also complaining about a lack of privacy. Eventually, we were told we’d need to switch rooms multiple times during our stay—one night in the first room, two nights in another, then two more nights in a third. This was inconvenient, but we agreed to avoid staying in the first awful room. The check-out/check-in process was chaotic and slow, and the staff didn’t even know where the new room was. We were eventually put in the room we originally booked, but were told the door had to be stripped due to mould—hardly reassuring. The room was tiny, dirty, and in terrible condition. The sink leaked, the shower was broken and held up with a mouldy rubber band, and the lock on the door kept sticking. Worst of all, there were bedbugs, no shelves or storage, and one night a man was lingering near our room, which felt unsafe. We left after 2 nights (originally booked for 5), and reception didn’t ask why or seem to care. Only positive: decent location with tram access. Otherwise, this was one of the worst hotel experiences we’ve ever had.

Stayed 5 nights in Jun 2025

10/10 Excellent

Antonia

Apr 14, 2024

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities

The whole place was amazing, never stayed somewhere like that before was all round amazing

Stayed 3 nights in Apr 2024

10/10 Excellent

alex

Feb 17, 2024

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities

Great staff very helpful, the bar was nice and food was spot on.

Stayed 4 nights in Feb 2024

6/10 Okay

Kevin

Nov 15, 2024

Is a rather funky and novel place to stay, but don't expect 4-star service or facilities. Definitely a good deal for the price, though.

Stayed 4 nights in Nov 2024

2/10 Terrible

Timothy

Apr 15, 2025

Disliked: Amenities, property conditions & facilities

I wouldn’t recommend staying here. It seems ‘concept’ trumps basics you might expect in a hotel like a semi-decent mattress and pillows. The Poison Ivy room was en-suite and the shower was Ok, but the basin plug was broken. The hotel were unable to supply a 2nd pillow - their response was ‘we are full and we have no spares’. What kind of hotel doesn’t have spare pillows FFS? The mattress had lost all support along one edge and should have been thrown out. There were no windows, and the ventilation system wasn’t great. I would imagine summer would be hell here. Sound proofing from the rooms above was entirely non-existent. Bring ear plugs. The restaurant/bar was good, and staff friendly. About the only redeeming feature. We checked out a day early and moved to a different hotel for our last night (of three) in Amsterdam.

Stayed 3 nights in Apr 2025

10/10 Excellent

Frederic

Jul 12, 2024

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities

Original concept, clean amenities and nice staff. The hotel is located close to Tram 17 giving easy access to the centre of Amsterdam.

Stayed 4 nights in Jul 2024

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Basic Double Room (Secret Bookcase XL)

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Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Crisis Free Zone)

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Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Casa No Casa 13A)

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Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Volkswagen T1)

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Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Mr. de With)

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Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase L)

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Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Tram)

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Basic Quadruple Room (The Blue House Downstairs)

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Economy Room, 1 Double Bed, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase S)

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Simple double room, shared bathroom (Secret Bookcase Whitey the White)

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Double Room, Ensuite (Poison Ivy 7)

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Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Sin City First Floor)

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View all photos for Simple double room, shared bathroom (Invisible room upstairs)

Simple double room, shared bathroom (Invisible room upstairs)

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Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Printed House)

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The Sun Room, Shared Bathroom

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Double Room, Ensuite (Sin City Ground Floor)

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Basic Double Room (The Blue House Upstairs)

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Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Invisible Room Downstairs)

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Basic Quadruple Room, 1 Bedroom (Casa No Casa)

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Basic Double Room, 1 Double Bed (Mrs. de With)

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Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase M)

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